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A bad joke is just that: a bad joke. But sometimes a joke is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of funny. You don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help yourself. That's when you know you have a bad joke so horrible that it's actually funny. And the thing is, everyone needs a bad joke every now and then Call them " dad jokes " if you must, but it's not just dads who love a good groaner.
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